Teh Official OMG WTF thread.

[khaled]

They're called tantrums

 

[HellFire]

Gon' get me a motorcycle this summer if I have enough money,fuck the car,takes forever to get somewhere in Constangeles during the summer.

 

[BloodyAng3l]

Don't worry Astar, it will be better next time. The hardest part is the written test, you'll pass it next time.

 

[Trespasser]

Don't worry Astar, it will be better next time. The hardest part is the written test, you'll pass it next time.

As a fellow-nerd, i am outraged by this. I found the written test to be piss-easy.

 

[BloodyAng3l]

Bah, you know what supportive means?!?!?

*bitchslap*

 

[DeuX]

I found both the written and practical test easy :/

 

[Astarteea]

Don't worry Astar, it will be better next time. The hardest part is the written test, you'll pass it next time.

No, that's piss easy. It's just me and a computer.

The hardest part is the practice test. I can't even fall asleep the night before.... Then a cop comes sit right by me and I forget everything and do stupid mistakes and fail the exam 1 minute after starting the engine. :|

 

[Trespasser]

No, that's piss easy. It's just me and a computer.

The hardest part is the practice test. I can't even fall asleep the night before.... Then a cop comes sit right by me and I forget everything and do stupid mistakes and fail the exam 1 minute after starting the engine. :|

Wear a VERY short skirt. It worked for the chick who was in the car with me when I took my license. Despite her not being able to park for shit and hitting the sidewalk.

 

[madnes]

if you panic from just that than you are not redy to drive ...

go train with some friend of yours , because even if you get the driver license next time, you will still dont know how to drive .

 

[Astarteea]

I panic because it's an exam, because of the pressure. Let me drive with someone who is not a cop and I will be fine.

 

[DeuX]

if you panic from just that than you are not redy to drive ...

go train with some friend of yours , because even if you get the driver license next time, you will still dont know how to drive .

That's just stupid... When I took my drivers license exam there was this girl who was training for like the 5th time. She was an excellent driver but she would panic during the exam and get diarrhea and all. Plus you do know that it's illegal to drive a car without a certified teacher next to you right? In Portugal at least, if you get caught driving without a license or a certified teacher you get a huge fine and you're forbidden of trying to take your drivers license for 1 year.

And newsflash, if she gets her driver license next time it's because she knows how to drive.

 

[Anghe]

I failed it on the 1st try aswell, no big deal. At least you don't have to drive dacia 1310 like I had to back then. That steering wheel... you needed Hulk strenght to be able to spin that shit.
On my 2nd try the instructor put me behind the wheels and told me to follow the cop's car. I lost him at one traffic light and we found him hours later when all exams were over. I bought the cop a soda (it was hot outside), gave him a lift to his headquarters, made a perfect parralel parking and walked away victorious with the exam passed.

 

[khaled]

I panic because it's an exam, because of the pressure. Let me drive with someone who is not a cop and I will be fine.

you feeling pressure from sitting next to a lousy cop?

try firing an AK47 during a war inspection test, while 30+ major-generals and many other high ranks staring at you and the leader of your unite (which has the power to fuck up your future for no real reason other than being pissed) sitting next to you judging your performance.

then talk about pressure >_>

 

[Astarteea]

I know.. I'm weak. But at least I don't shit my pants. Hahahahaha

 

[khaled]

i think he meant she gets diarrhea as in her belly growl or something not actually shitting herself......right?! >_>

 

[Bavanai]

That's just stupid... When I took my drivers license exam there was this girl who was training for like the 5th time. She was an excellent driver but she would panic during the exam and get diarrhea and all.

That makes her a shitty driver, not an excellent driver.

She panicks during an exam? Then imagine her in a real life dangerous road situatuation. Imagine her having to dodge a car at high speed, that requires reflexes, a clear mind, control of emotions and not shitting your pants. She's not fit to drive, she's a danger for her life and other people's lives.

 

[Shade]

That makes her a shitty driver, not an excellent driver.

She panicks during an exam? Then imagine her in a real life dangerous road situatuation. Imagine her having to dodge a car at high speed, that requires reflexes, a clear mind, control of emotions and not shitting your pants. She's not fit to drive, she's a danger for her life and other people's lives.

The presence of a severe authority figure next to you watching your every move can be a lot more nerve-wracking than common dangers on the road.

you feeling pressure from sitting next to a lousy cop?

try firing an AK47 during a war inspection test, while 30+ major-generals and many other high ranks staring at you and the leader of your unite (which has the power to fuck up your future for no real reason other than being pissed) sitting next to you judging your performance.

then talk about pressure >_>

I PLAYED CALL OF DUTY, AIMING AIN'T SHIT

But seriously though, being a soldier should be tough for good reason. You're supposed to suppress all those emotions or end up dead on the battlefield somewhere as soon as the situation presents itself.

 

[khaled]

I PLAYED CALL OF DUTY, AIMING AIN'T SHIT

But seriously though, being a soldier should be tough for good reason. You're supposed to suppress all those emotions or end up dead on the battlefield somewhere as soon as the situation presents itself.

you know actually aiming ain't that hard, you just follow the rules of aiming and the rest depends on how steady is your hands (talking about normal aiming like from 100 meter and less)

 

[Bavanai]

Oh man I'm working overtime every day and when I get home I'm really tired and my niece is always in my room, I play with her and shit but I need some time for myself as well but when I'm home she just wants to stay with me, I send her away and she goes "but I like it here with you..." with that puppy voice, I feel like such a villain for not letting her stay with me.

 

[khaled]

i got a natural gift with kids whenever i smile on them they smile back and get into playful mood while laughing, no idea why though.