Teh Official OMG WTF thread.

[Astarteea]

I have an Egyptian in guild.. He's married to a Romanian girl. They met in WoW and agreed to marry before they even met. o.o And now they live happily ever after in Alexandria.

 

[khaled]

what's the odds, i live in alexandria too.

so when is our weeding asty?

 

[Astarteea]

We haven't met in WoW. )

 

[HellFire]

Red wedding ?

 

[Astarteea]

Yes, we will decorate the reception with lots of red candlesticks.

 

[khaled]

We haven't met in WoW. )

details details, the sooner the better we need to hurry and fornicate to get you that baby you want before your ovaries expire.

 

[HellFire]

=)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

 

[Astarteea]

My ovaries will work for 30 years+. No need to hurry.

 

[khaled]

30+ years? that's one durable ovaries you got there.

how old are you? 26-27?

 

[BloodyAng3l]

You wanna marry her and you don't even know her age?

Pshhhh. Men these days!

 

[TheTrickster]

details details, the sooner the better we need to hurry and fornicate to get you that baby you want before your ovaries expire.

I want to congratulate you for winning the "Best thing on the internet, Daily Award", presented, hosted and awarded by me. My people will contact your people to arrange how you will get in possession of the award.

A good day to you, sir!

 

[khaled]

 

[Astarteea]

Yes, that's you. ))))

 

[Bavanai]

My ovaries will work for 30 years+. No need to hurry.

you do kind of need to hurry. As you keep aging, as a woman your value on the dating market rapidly decreases from now on. The clock started ticking faster than it usually did. By 30 it's gonna be almost impossible to find a quality mate, only the losers will be eligeable.

 

[Roisin]

you do kind of need to hurry. As you keep aging, as a woman your value on the dating market rapidly decreases from now on. The clock started ticking faster than it usually did. By 30 it's gonna be almost impossible to find a quality mate, only the losers will be eligeable.

Or she could just make a bet on Achmed not becoming successful anytime soon.

 

[TheTrickster]

Gotta say, the new GoT season looks really promising. They are "making amends" for some of the stuff they left out of the series, compared to the book, in the previous one.

 

[khaled]

Or she could just make a bet on Achmed not becoming successful anytime soon.


http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/948/epic_lulz.png

its a safe bet, i might add.

 

[Astarteea]

you do kind of need to hurry. As you keep aging, as a woman your value on the dating market rapidly decreases from now on. The clock started ticking faster than it usually did. By 30 it's gonna be almost impossible to find a quality mate, only the losers will be eligeable.

It's ok, I know I'm gonna die alone.

Also men at 30+ should have an education and a proper job. I would say that being 20, immature and having only big dreams makes you a bigger loser.

 

[Astarteea]

I was too lazy to wash my hair yesterday. Now there's no warm water.. till tomorrow evening. Fuck. :|

 

[Bavanai]

Or just ask yourself what you want. Odds are you haven't really asked your self that question. That's the start - determining what you really want.