Teh Official OMG WTF thread.

[Astarteea]

Dex forum, OMG WTF, nothing new.. ))

 

[khaled]

ALL girls are "attention whores". Just like us guys are programmed to dicksize anything, girls are programmed to seek male attention.

everyone seek attention, just like women attention whoring we men would attention whore if we're well built or look handsome, its just the difference between who actually do things to recive the attention and who doesnt, and holy shit asty just posted a heart shaped pasta as far as i remember she doesnt attention whore.

 

[Shade]

ALL girls are "attention whores". Just like us guys are programmed to dicksize anything, girls are programmed to seek male attention.

All human beings are programmed to crave attention. More so when babies, less so when mature, but it's an integral part of who we are.

"attention whore" denotes a bigger than average need for attention. Otherwise it's a platitude.

 

[Bavanai]

"attention whore" denotes a bigger than average need for attention.

And that's exactly what I'm alledging.

Male virtues are rather numerous. They can be things such as honour, philosophy, kindness, etc. Women on the other hand do not have these virtues: tell any girl about your PhD in philosophy, see if she finds you any more interesting than before she knew. They may have integrity to keep their men or honour their parents or even because of male virtues ingrained through religion - but they never *have* these virtues, they only appreciate them in men - never in themselves.

With that said, if we dicksize who is the most honourable, who took the biggest crap, who has the highest ELO rating, what do women do? What's their equivalent of "dicksizing"? Well... In Womaniverse, women perform a natural aristocracy based solely on who gets the most attention from men.

 

[Astarteea]

wow, sexist much?

there are other women than pitzi's in this world.. just saying )

 

[Bavanai]

There's differing degrees of pitziness. But the pitziness is innate to women, I have discovered. Every girl that ever gave the impression that she's "different" - someone you don't have to play stupid games with, you don't have to pull any shit with, you know? Maybe just once I could take the classic route like in the movies, and not have to put up with a bunch of behavioural and evolutionary psych hacks to get through to a human being. Guess what? In the end, THEY WERE ALL THE SAME. Any girl that ever gave the impression that she's not pitzi - in the end proved that she was just as pitzi as any other. If this makes me sexist, then fine. The moment I'll meet a female human being who won't be pitzi, I'll redeem my bigot ways.

 

[khaled]

seems like you had your share of pitzis

 

[Bavanai]

Not really but I'm a 25 year old dude, in 25 years even a statue gets its share of pitzis.

 

[khaled]

in 25 years even a statue gets its share of pitzis.

UNLESS.....you're a muslim

 

[TheTrickster]

UNLESS.....you're a muslim

Or a 23 y.o. skinny guy from romania that spends more time on the internet than outside and is awkward as fuck when talking to women...

 

[DeuX]

Or a 23 y.o. skinny guy from romania that spends more time on the internet than outside and is awkward as fuck when talking to women...

Talking about yourself now?

 

[Bavanai]

UNLESS.....you're a muslim

But hey, you're spiritually uncorrupt!

Or a 23 y.o. skinny guy from romania that spends more time on the internet than outside and is awkward as fuck when talking to women...

 

[khaled]

But hey, you're spiritually uncorrupt

and sexually

 

[Shade]

There's differing degrees of pitziness. But the pitziness is innate to women, I have discovered. Every girl that ever gave the impression that she's "different" - someone you don't have to play stupid games with, you don't have to pull any shit with, you know? Maybe just once I could take the classic route like in the movies, and not have to put up with a bunch of behavioural and evolutionary psych hacks to get through to a human being. Guess what? In the end, THEY WERE ALL THE SAME. Any girl that ever gave the impression that she's not pitzi - in the end proved that she was just as pitzi as any other. If this makes me sexist, then fine. The moment I'll meet a female human being who won't be pitzi, I'll redeem my bigot ways.

Narrow-minded.

 

[HellFire]

Let the flames commence!

 

[Bavanai]

Narrow-minded.

 

[BloodyAng3l]

I was expecting more. The debades between you two require popcorn, every time

 

[DeuX]

 

[BloodyAng3l]

blocked by filters... damn it

 

[BloodyAng3l]

This belongs here:
http://imgur.com/gallery/iStvW