Teh Official OMG WTF thread.

[Kitsune]

Well let's put it like this. Poland. Idk about the 300ms,It works perfectly fine for me,maybe it's because of the internet from rds:c

So far...
But you will see how much those ms matter in WvWvW or meta events...skill lag is a kiler, literaly )
And yes you will get mauled a lot untill you will get how things work, that usually happends in GW2

 

[HellFire]

Interesting.. you like spiders...

wut,you don't like spiders?

@kitsune,yeah,I die a lot,lol. It's not as easy as I expected

 

[Astarteea]

No, I don't.

Learn how to dodge. Red circle on the ground? Dodge. Mob does some special attack with special animation? Dodge. High ms? You will miss that dodge and die.

 

[Shade]

Well let's put it like this. Poland.

Who gives a shit about Poland man, it's not a deeply political game like L2.

 

[HellFire]

I can dodge,but she made me a cocoon and 1 shotted me almost every time,it took ~20minutes to kill her with 8 people

@Shade,well,didn't really know you can completely avoid people in this game unlike l2.

 

[Kitsune]

You can transfer to one of the EU servers if u really want to. Its around 1800 gems, i think.

 

[HellFire]

NSF-ish https://scontent-b-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1975105_767407316617422_1271799610_n.jpg


Do you even powerlift,bro? On a serious note,I've never seen a worse tear in my entire life,that shit can get you killed so fast it's not even funny,I guess that's what you get for pushing the human body over it's limits.

 

[Shade]

'the fuck is that guy doing with all that muscle

That shit just gets in the way, man

 

[HellFire]

Well...power lifting,they don't train aesthetic-wise , they just train to get stronger,strength that they will probably never use in real life more than once a year when the car fails to start,lol,most of them look like crap,fat as hell and die in their 40's. Way to waste your life lulz Well anyway,this guy is a god damn monster,lol. Back in 2009,bench pressed 470kgs,that's ~4 times my max. LOL.

 

[Bavanai]

 

[Astarteea]

hahaha, i didn't expect that

 

[HellFire]

So what happens if his mom goes super nova?

 

[Astarteea]

We all die..

 

[Kitsune]

...covered by a big pile of momshit.

 

[Bavanai]

staying indoors most of the time you gave your body no anti-germ training. so when you did go out, the first germ you came in contact with infected you

 

[Astarteea]

I didn't get any virus. I had no fever.

 

[Shade]

New Cosmos is out. Anyone watched the first episode?

I love Neil Tyson, but he's no Sagan.

 

[HellFire]

Stupid fucking dog broke the leash just when I got out. Ran nearly a km after him sprinting,by the time I caught him and slammed him against the concrete a couple of times I almost fainted,stupid fucking dog almost got me killed,running between cars,almost had a heart attack from all that screaming and running. If the fucker does that ever again I'll fucking break his legs. Took me more than an hour to recover from that shit and nearly fainted twice

 

[BloodyAng3l]

Carry a gun with tranquilizer. Problem solved!

I can imagine all the scene

 

[HellFire]

I don't want to do that ever again. Thought I was going to drop dead from a heart attack lol