Teh Official OMG WTF thread.

[khaled]

So this seemed like your average Friday... Anticipating the weekend of TV series, LOL and time spent with friends.

Until I coughed motherfucking blood and got institutionalized. They're gonna run tests tomorrow, had 2 injections already, one in the ass the other under the arm skin. The Internet says it's tuberculosis, let's see what the tests will say.

ebola

 

[DeuX]

You don't cough blood with Ebola AFAIK. The flesh eating worm on the other way...

 

[BloodyAng3l]

@Radu: That's how you feel if you don't play enough games.

On a more serious note, I hope you'll get well soon. Fingers crossed for the test!

 

[Shade]

Until I coughed motherfucking blood and got institutionalized.

I think you want "hospitalized" here, institutionalized is technically valid but used in a different context.

And yes this was the most important detail in your post. I am a horrible person.

 

[DeuX]

Baby try #2

 

[Sere]

@Deux - gl with that


Does anyone here work in an advertising agency? (i'm particularly interested in someone who's employed in Romania, in this field)

LE: Need help with a really annoying issue with my mouse. When i do a single lect click 99,9% of the times it registers it as a double click. As you can imagine, it's really frustrating.
I decided to buy a new mouse. Worked fine for a few days, now it's doing the same thing.

Idk what to do ... what's the cause. Any ideas?
LE2: Tried the mouse on my dad's laptop. It works fine there ...

 

[Bavanai]

Thanks for the wishes.

And good luck deux! We are the same, your wife and I...

 

[HellFire]

So you're trying to get pregnant as well lojique? ..Oh my god I couldn't help myself,I'm sorry,I'm so so sorry,I couldn't help it. Being serious now,what's going on?Did you find out?

@Nuno,fingers crossed!

 

[Bavanai]

Not yet, Monday will probably find out what's wrong with me. Physically.

 

[khaled]

http://new3.fjcdn.com/comments/Blank+_9e3c141f5a969155f405e79dbcfbf79c.webm

 

[HellFire]

In b4 Shade "God damn now Jaffar is ruining my fapping mood"

 

[Shade]

In b4 Shade "God damn now Jaffar is ruining my fapping mood"

goddamnit jaffar is ruining my fappin mood

 

[HellFire]

There we have it!

 

[DeuX]

Thank you for your good wishes. Tuesday we will do the transfer back. Let's hope that the little guy or gall decides to stay with us this time or else the next try (and last one for "free") two eggs will be transfered and the chances of twins are high.

 

[DeuX]

On other news, just hopped in the train to Amsterdam to go work. As usual Sunday morning train is full of drunk people, fresh out of the disco sleeping in the train people. But today there was something different. There was this girl with those socks till the knees with red ribbons and no pants, skirt, nothing. Just good old black transparent tong. She didn't even seem disturbed about it (or anybody else around her). Yet I have the weirdest boner right now.

 

[BloodyAng3l]

@Nuno: Fingers crossed!!
@Nuno: Keep your legs crossed god damn it!

 

[Bavanai]

http://www.inquisitr.com/1561392/man-dug-up-corpses-of-29-little-girls-for-twisted-fantasies-not-fit-for-trial-warning-disturbing-footage/

 

[HellFire]

Should have used this one Nuno.

http://giggag.com/thumbnails/201301/13594530946.jpg

 

[Shade]

http://www.inquisitr.com/1561392/man-dug-up-corpses-of-29-little-girls-for-twisted-fantasies-not-fit-for-trial-warning-disturbing-footage/

"Moskvin was a respected historian who reportedly speaks 13 languages"

 

[Bavanai]

the director from work was nice enough to pay me a visit and borrow me a laptop. she had a long stint in this hospital as well and i guess she empathized with my cause.