Teh Official OMG WTF thread.

[khaled]

Symbolically, it is correlated to women and to fertility as a means of life and continuity.

is that's like a symbol for "lets fuck"?

 

[Astarteea]

No, lol. It's a symbol for Spring.

 

[khaled]

i see.

well anyway iam gonna be an uncle within 1-2 weeks \o/

 

[Astarteea]

Congratulations! Is it a boy or a girl?

 

[khaled]

girl

............

 

[Astarteea]

What's with the dots? Girls are awesome! Just don't turn her into a creep. ^^

 

[khaled]

10 letters minimum

do you mean im a creep? D:

i shall take on the rule of the cool crazy uncle >_>

 

[Astarteea]

You are.. sometimes. )

 

[khaled]

you have no idea

 

[Bavanai]

Congratulations! Is it a boy or a girl?

A boy or an abortion?*

Anyway, I got a niece myself. As a matter of fact my sister is staying at my place with her until their place gets renovated. She's 3 years old and for some reason she idolizes me. She can be pretty cool and funny, but man, when she's annoying you wanna tear your hair out. When she's tired she does these things like, she says she wants to watch Lady and the Tramp, so I get her Lady and the Tramp. But then she changes her mind and wants to watch Goofy, so I download download Goofy. I finish downloading Goofy, hey I wanna watch Lady and the Tramp, not Goofy! OK, here's Lady and the Tramp, now leave me alone ffs. BUT I DON'T WANNA WATCH IT AT THE PC, PUT IT ON THE LAPTOP! *starts sobbing and crying*

 

[Astarteea]

hahaha, she's a kid, give her a rest ) a boy would probably do the same

 

[HellFire]

HEY NICK http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGogziHTPeE&feature=share best,comments,ever. I'm dying

 

[Astarteea]

no license for me.. oh well, maybe next time i'll be able to sleep more than 1h and control my emotioms... and maybe not argue with the cop

 

[HellFire]

Don't be sad lital Astar,it happens. Most of the girls I know got the license the second time. :c

 

[Bavanai]

no license for me.. oh well, maybe next time i'll be able to sleep more than 1h and control my emotioms... and maybe not argue with the cop

D'aw, here I'm writing you a prescription to help you feel better:

-200g chocolate icecream
-200g fruit-flavoured icecream
-a minimum of 2 hours of shopping

Take that and you'll be ready for your next try

 

[Astarteea]

i think i'll be better sleeping it off

 

[Kitsune]

no license for me.. oh well, maybe next time i'll be able to sleep more than 1h and control my emotioms... and maybe not argue with the cop

Fuck the driver license and just go grab the bike, alteast thats what i did
I wont go for the exams ever again, or atleast thats how i feel atm.

ps: im lucky enough that my girl loves driving just as much as i hate it

 

[khaled]

A boy or an abortion?*

Anyway, I got a niece myself. As a matter of fact my sister is staying at my place with her until their place gets renovated. She's 3 years old and for some reason she idolizes me. She can be pretty cool and funny, but man, when she's annoying you wanna tear your hair out. When she's tired she does these things like, she says she wants to watch Lady and the Tramp, so I get her Lady and the Tramp. But then she changes her mind and wants to watch Goofy, so I download download Goofy. I finish downloading Goofy, hey I wanna watch Lady and the Tramp, not Goofy! OK, here's Lady and the Tramp, now leave me alone ffs. BUT I DON'T WANNA WATCH IT AT THE PC, PUT IT ON THE LAPTOP! *starts sobbing and crying*

even lil girls have PMS?

 

[khaled]

no license for me.. oh well, maybe next time i'll be able to sleep more than 1h and control my emotioms... and maybe not argue with the cop

bet you didn't show enough cleavage.

 

[Shade]

even lil girls have PMS?

They're called tantrums